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QUESTION OF THE DAY
Write an open and honest post about how you relate emotionally to your own body. How do you feel about your body? What do you like? Dislike? What would you change if you could? Diets you've tried? Did they work?

I feel variously about my body, as I feel variously about most anything. I hate it, it feels like the gangly puppet a mile away on slack strings that hardly ever does what I want it to, I love it, everyone loves it, it needs to have some weight taken from it, it needs muscle instead of fat.

I so far have only tried one diet with success, and that one was: two months in jail, with a side-helping of daily stress.

Knocked off 40 pounds!

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"This is a journal virus, copy me to your journal"

Okay, see that quote? If you spread it then it is a virus. Copy the quoted message to your journal and lets see where she goes.

Current Music: - King Queen []

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quzzies

( stolen from shadesong's past )

Current Mood: exanimate
Current Music: - God of Thunder []

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Five-fingered from sileas1974

( Here's the part where I consider being a smartass about the recent spate of cut-tag requests, and put in a tag, but fuck up the coding, so that it doesn't work, but then come to my senses and leave this. )

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clubbed

maddymoo over the head and ran off with her meme

My room is... somewhere, lurking right behind me

My job is... to avoid strangling people long enough to pave the way to world peace

My pet is...

emeraldkitty, seven goldfish, a hamster, and a rat

My partner is... a sooon to be nurse, and the greatest woman onthe face of the planet

My mother is... one step from certifiable

My father was... a sailor--ask me about the Oprah story one day

My education is............... is it really?

My car is... 95 Saturn

My house is... waiting for me to come along sometime inthe future and own it

My friend is............... i have friends?

My music is... God's Balls put on the rack and forced to hum

My passion is... music, art, being free to act out

My team is... waiting for me to decide whether or not i like sports

My country is... apparently hated by the entire damn universe

My life is... a picture on a milk carton

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Slave to the quizzolator

( hear me impassioned obeisance... )

Current Music: - House of 1000 Corpses []

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PPast Lives--Black Sabbath
House of God--King Diamond
It's the Plague that Makes your Booty Move, It's the Infectious Grooves--(duh, whoda ya think?)
Lights, Camera.....Revolution--Suicidal Tendencies
Rust in Peace--Megadeth
Astro-Creep 2000: Sex, Death, and other Delusions of the Electric Head--White Zombie
N. I. B. I and especially II--Various Artists
Crucify EP--Tori Amos
Independent Worm Saloon--Butthole Surfers
Dog-Faced Babies--LMO

and, to further my eternal games of one-upmanship:

Paint It Black--Rolling Stones
Hurt--Nine Inch Nails
I'm Dying--VAST
Love, Hate, Love--Alice In Chains
Rattamahatta--Sepultura
Aase's Death--Grieg
Nazi Punks Fuck Off--Dead Kennedys
Children of the Grave--Black Sabbath
Institutionalized--Suicidal Tendencies
Death Valley Nights--Blue Oyster Cult

Current Music: Delana Lee - Spring of My Delight [Early Demos]

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Oh yeah.

I like this site. there are many funny pics n stuff--but might not be work safe.

Current Mood: needy--waa! somebody talk to me!
Current Music: none--cept for the song repeating in my head

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swiped from shadesong

( hacked for your avoidance convenience )

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Ten things I'm thankful for...

1. The fam. Love 'em to death!
2. Tiger. My KiKat is the greatest person in the universe! For all of you out there that are thinking that she has usurped your position, don't worry--someday someone will come along and say the same thing about you...
3. Black Sabbath--they ruined my life, lol--but thanks, I still have one to live!
4. People that respond to my comments, and posts--I don't have but one friend IRL, thanks to life in the big city and all it's hustle and bustle--there just isn't time for everyone to connect, to make the extra effort for someone new, unless they want to jump yer bones real bad...
5. My guitars--I may never play for a living, but I certainly live to play...
6. the fact that I haven't totally screwed myself out of all the options left...
7. uh-oh..kinda runnin' short, here.... the fact that things are looking up, lately, for reasons i hoep I will soon be able to disclose...
8. That everyone I know is doing mostly okay
9. that I seem to be discovering the ways out of the mess I've made of myself
10. That I got to see Sabbath before I died---ohhhhhhh, fanboyfanboy!

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Dude--I got played by summody wit breastesses!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
philrancid in the lake (WB, 4:30): philrancid (Shannon Elizabeth) borrows low_delta (Lon Chaney)'s car to drive to the beach. Soon afterwards, devilfish (Chevy Chase) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes piperdawn (Joan Collins) jealous. The next day, chrishaas (Kim Cattrall) makes fun of dreamkiller (Lena Horne) for enjoying quantum mechanics. Then, ounceofreason (Vincent Price) takes tropism (Bridgette Wilson)'s co-worker on a date and ends up necking. Nearby, m_an_on (Charlize Theron) and shayara (John Turturro) sneak a spoon into a computer store. Craziness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom

philrancid in the lake (WB, 4:30): philrancid (Shannon Elizabeth) borrows low_delta (Lon Chaney)'s car to drive to the beach. Soon afterwards, devilfish (Chevy Chase) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes piperdawn (Joan Collins) jealous. The next day, chrishaas (Kim Cattrall) makes fun of dreamkiller (Lena Horne) for enjoying quantum mechanics. Then, ounceofreason (Vincent Price) takes tropism (Bridgette Wilson)'s co-worker on a date and ends up necking. Nearby, m_an_on (Charlize Theron) and shayara (John Turturro) sneak a spoon into a computer store. Craziness ensues.

What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Youre famous for:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Acting </td><td bgcolor="#000000">You get famous:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">November 13, 2049</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You make $$ per/year:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$60,852,989,269,699</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Do people like you?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Everyone loves you </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Dead/Alive:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">No one knows </td>

F A M E by spazyspag

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

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any rich person who never left me their fortune
Circle I Limbo

militant feminists who make the guys do the lifting
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

crooked agents of The Man
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

whoever signed Kip Winger
Circle IV Rolling Weights

anyone who wouldn't hire me
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

people who think that fucking with other people's emotions is cool
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

people who fuck up other people's self esteem
Circle VII Burning Sands

rapists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

everybody who isn't with me
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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and so here's mine, stolen from she from she and from he--why shouldn't we cross-reference our haves and haven'ts, for a more common info base?

( 25 Things I've Done )

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Boss of Death, Phillip Monkeyballs Rancid

In the unlikely event of a water landing, this title is designed to be used as a flotation device.

Mufti of The Black Army of Beer For Breakfast, Phillip Rancid
Sub Czar Junior Grade of Death, Phillip Monkeyballs Rancid
Mage of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Eugenics, Phillip Monkeyballs Rancid

Here's the plan: First we show up. Then we see what happens.

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Am feeling some sort of perhaps inordinate amount of pride at how many brains I have eaten thus far--perhaps i am more alluring than I thought.

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Shake the Bottle, Wake the Il Bastardo.

Don't be an Amber Fuckpuppet.

Pure Hellsatan.

Designed for Assbastard, Engineered to Last.

The Smut Sign Means Happy Motoring.

the advertising generator

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so who wants to be one of my fledgling vampires?

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the curiosity is killing me--course, I'm already dead...

I wonder who was my first brain?

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I loved this!

mucho cooly site!

Check it out if you get the time, guys....