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philrancidand so here's mine, stolen from she from she and from he--why shouldn't we cross-reference our haves and haven'ts, for a more common info base?
Me too n shit.
What are some of the things I've done?
1. Seen a Star Trek person at close range (J. Frakes at car show)
2. Nearly lost my hat under the lights at the Washington Monument.
3. Made people think I was throwing myself into the Potomac (river in Washington DC)
4. Nearly pulled a machete on some crazy war veteran
5. Shouted "dildo!" in public--many times
6. Headbutted people on reflex
7. Been in a band
8. Personally financed the making of Double Dragon II
9. Watched a barfly let a drunk redneck cut her painted-on jeans into Daisy Dukes in the Executive Lounge
10. Stood in dry urine in my socks, waiting to be driven to County
11. Told old women to "shut the fuck up"
12. Hell, I've just about told everyone that.
13. Kicked people in the 'nads in boots
14. Worn the bracelets of Protection and Service
15. Had my nostril sewn together
16. Cut Christmas lights left up until the next year--(and they were on, every night)
17. Enjoyed being a tall man in a city full of short women and low-cut shirts (What? I was bottle-fed)
18. Contemplated Suicide
19. Contemplated Murder
20. Sworn Revenge
21. Walked to the next town over, played football all day, and then walked back
22. Felt the sting of instant karma (God doesn't like you trying to bullwhip things)
23. Owned a pair of combat boots and a field jacket
24. played with the hat out in front of me
25. gone skinny dipping (oh the trauma--never go with chicks who are lusting after someone else in the group--hell on the self esteem)
Some Things I Haven't Done
1. Stolen from friends (unless I knew it was mine to begin with)
2. gotten a girl drunk to fuck her
3. asked out the right people at times
4. done hallucinogens (my tripping friends said it was for the best that I didn't)
5. starred in anything
6. been published in hardcover
7. done a gig
8. beat the shit out of someone
9. owned a pistol
10. sold or finished any artwork for demand
11. caught up with anyone I've sworn Revenge on
12. smelt![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lonita's feet
13. seenpiperdawn
14. seen GWAR or Metallica
15. apologized often enough for some of my crimes
16. learned how to be totally open
17. been in a circle jerk
18. had to pay in on my tax returns
19. owned anything worth more than a couple hundred bucks that didn't have a transmission in it
20. had it up the ass--except from creditors
21. had to cut someone
22. been robbed or mugged
23. been to college, except with someone else--not for any classes or anything for me
24. been off the East Coast
25. been more than one state away from the Thirteen Colonies (I think)
25 Things you shouldn't Expect From Me Without Major Changes in My Life:
1. Gerbils or rodents up my ass (ain't they got it bad enough without having to race up my butthole?)
2. Getting arrested for grave robbery, or necrophilia--I have too much of a sense of the dead
3. Nipple Rings--I'm just not trusting enough of the world and its tricks to put something so imminently snatchable in something to deliciously tender
4. Piercings in general
5. For me to join the Military
6. For me to join the Peace Corps, or Greenpeace
7. for me to spray paint on someone's fur coat
8. for me to have much money
9. for me to play Lollapalooza
10. rape
11. for me to like country music made after the mid eighties
12. for me to ever be all that good at skateboarding
13. for me to ever get my shit done around the house at this rate
14. for me to stop liking shitty zombie movies
15. for me to stop wanting to bite people
16. for me to ride off into the sunset
17. normalcy
18. IV drug use
19. drug use in particular
20. buying beer for minors (fuck 'em--nobody would do it for me!)
21. dancing
22. fancy wine appreciation skills
23. a taste for formalwear
24. to not feel self-conscious when I see girls whispering
25. to not wish I was an ubervillain in some movie or cartoon
Me too n shit.
What are some of the things I've done?
1. Seen a Star Trek person at close range (J. Frakes at car show)
2. Nearly lost my hat under the lights at the Washington Monument.
3. Made people think I was throwing myself into the Potomac (river in Washington DC)
4. Nearly pulled a machete on some crazy war veteran
5. Shouted "dildo!" in public--many times
6. Headbutted people on reflex
7. Been in a band
8. Personally financed the making of Double Dragon II
9. Watched a barfly let a drunk redneck cut her painted-on jeans into Daisy Dukes in the Executive Lounge
10. Stood in dry urine in my socks, waiting to be driven to County
11. Told old women to "shut the fuck up"
12. Hell, I've just about told everyone that.
13. Kicked people in the 'nads in boots
14. Worn the bracelets of Protection and Service
15. Had my nostril sewn together
16. Cut Christmas lights left up until the next year--(and they were on, every night)
17. Enjoyed being a tall man in a city full of short women and low-cut shirts (What? I was bottle-fed)
18. Contemplated Suicide
19. Contemplated Murder
20. Sworn Revenge
21. Walked to the next town over, played football all day, and then walked back
22. Felt the sting of instant karma (God doesn't like you trying to bullwhip things)
23. Owned a pair of combat boots and a field jacket
24. played with the hat out in front of me
25. gone skinny dipping (oh the trauma--never go with chicks who are lusting after someone else in the group--hell on the self esteem)
Some Things I Haven't Done
1. Stolen from friends (unless I knew it was mine to begin with)
2. gotten a girl drunk to fuck her
3. asked out the right people at times
4. done hallucinogens (my tripping friends said it was for the best that I didn't)
5. starred in anything
6. been published in hardcover
7. done a gig
8. beat the shit out of someone
9. owned a pistol
10. sold or finished any artwork for demand
11. caught up with anyone I've sworn Revenge on
12. smelt
lonita's feet13. seen
piperdawn14. seen GWAR or Metallica
15. apologized often enough for some of my crimes
16. learned how to be totally open
17. been in a circle jerk
18. had to pay in on my tax returns
19. owned anything worth more than a couple hundred bucks that didn't have a transmission in it
20. had it up the ass--except from creditors
21. had to cut someone
22. been robbed or mugged
23. been to college, except with someone else--not for any classes or anything for me
24. been off the East Coast
25. been more than one state away from the Thirteen Colonies (I think)
25 Things you shouldn't Expect From Me Without Major Changes in My Life:
1. Gerbils or rodents up my ass (ain't they got it bad enough without having to race up my butthole?)
2. Getting arrested for grave robbery, or necrophilia--I have too much of a sense of the dead
3. Nipple Rings--I'm just not trusting enough of the world and its tricks to put something so imminently snatchable in something to deliciously tender
4. Piercings in general
5. For me to join the Military
6. For me to join the Peace Corps, or Greenpeace
7. for me to spray paint on someone's fur coat
8. for me to have much money
9. for me to play Lollapalooza
10. rape
11. for me to like country music made after the mid eighties
12. for me to ever be all that good at skateboarding
13. for me to ever get my shit done around the house at this rate
14. for me to stop liking shitty zombie movies
15. for me to stop wanting to bite people
16. for me to ride off into the sunset
17. normalcy
18. IV drug use
19. drug use in particular
20. buying beer for minors (fuck 'em--nobody would do it for me!)
21. dancing
22. fancy wine appreciation skills
23. a taste for formalwear
24. to not feel self-conscious when I see girls whispering
25. to not wish I was an ubervillain in some movie or cartoon
