the 28 questions del ana
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philrancid1. Do you like your name? It's ok--I've grown used to it; and I kinda like the guys I got it from.
2. Whether or not you like the one you've got, what other name would you choose for yourself, given the opportunity/forced at gunpoint? Phil--Phil Rancid! Either that, or Fizban.
3. If God sat down next to you at a lunch counter, what would you say to Her? "Look dude, I been askin' and askin'--what the fuck am I supposed to be doing? How the hell am I suppose to do the 'Thy will' thing if I can't really tell Thy will from my will, and I ain't sure which voice in my head is yours? Huh? What the fuck is that on your plate???"
4. Are you balking at the feminine pronoun in question 3? If so, why? I heard balking was passe', so I gave up on it a few years back.
5. I thought so.
6. No, number five was not a question. What do you say to that? Toenail Chainsaw!
7. Do you use conditioner? Everywhair? No--I barely have any hair!
8. What is your favorite raw meat? Um.
9. What do you want for your birthday this year? To be free, hit the lotto, buy a big fuckin' amp and that black Warlock I'm always on about.
10. If I were to sit down next to you at a lunch counter, what would you say to me? "Didn't I tell you not to come to this shithole? Didn't Piper tell you never to come here? What the fuck is that on your plate????"
11. Have you never been mellow? I think I was once, but I Could Be Wrong
12. Have you never tried? Yeah, and then I pulled something.
13. Will you marry me? If so, are you married already? No--if I can't have Em, I ain't marrying anybody else. I'd rub your feet though, and you might forgive me.
14. What is your relationship with monogamy? I am.
15. What is your relationship with single malt scotch? It's cool, although I can drink it like water, and it only ever gives me like a wee buzz, so that part's a downer.
16. Were you "popular" in high school? Let's leave it at "well-known", or, feared, or--you know, the main reason I never got to go out with the preps in my school was because they were scared that their parents would shoot them? I thought it was because of something that was wrong with me...(look close--that was a fast one)
17. Who is your least favorite [read: most disliked] musical artist/band? Um--the backstreet boys
18. Try again. Why--I got it right the first time?
19. Try again. Fuck! You mean I'm wrong? uh--the Osmonds!
20. Explain why you like Bruce Springsteen, because I just don't get it. I would have to like him, first.
21. Was your first kiss worth the bother? How about your twenty-sixth? Yes. Can't remember for sure which kiss was the twenty-sixth, as I tend to carpet-bomb my kisses, drop entire payloads of them in one session, so...
22. Have you ever had a sexual encounter that makes you cringe with disgust to this very day? (This is a yes or no question - you don't have to elaborate unless you're drunk.)
Um. Not cringe, no. More like get angry with myself in disgust. And that was then, before I thought a little more about it.
23. Have you ever done the Macarena (sp?) in public? Do you regret it deeply? I am sure that had I ever done the--it in public, I would be deeply ashamed.
24. What word do you have difficulty spelling, even though you are obviously a genius? I refuse to play your silly Chinese Foood mind-games!
25. Does your family indulge in correct verb tense? When they can get it, baby.
26. Does it drive you out of your mind when people ask you stupid questions? Only when I am forced to repeat myself.
27. What are you going to do about it? Shave off one eyebrow--I'm not sure whose, yet, though...
28. I am going to issue another 28 questions within the next 28 hours. Does this cause rage or delight? A delighted rage!
2. Whether or not you like the one you've got, what other name would you choose for yourself, given the opportunity/forced at gunpoint? Phil--Phil Rancid! Either that, or Fizban.
3. If God sat down next to you at a lunch counter, what would you say to Her? "Look dude, I been askin' and askin'--what the fuck am I supposed to be doing? How the hell am I suppose to do the 'Thy will' thing if I can't really tell Thy will from my will, and I ain't sure which voice in my head is yours? Huh? What the fuck is that on your plate???"
4. Are you balking at the feminine pronoun in question 3? If so, why? I heard balking was passe', so I gave up on it a few years back.
5. I thought so.
6. No, number five was not a question. What do you say to that? Toenail Chainsaw!
7. Do you use conditioner? Everywhair? No--I barely have any hair!
8. What is your favorite raw meat? Um.
9. What do you want for your birthday this year? To be free, hit the lotto, buy a big fuckin' amp and that black Warlock I'm always on about.
10. If I were to sit down next to you at a lunch counter, what would you say to me? "Didn't I tell you not to come to this shithole? Didn't Piper tell you never to come here? What the fuck is that on your plate????"
11. Have you never been mellow? I think I was once, but I Could Be Wrong
12. Have you never tried? Yeah, and then I pulled something.
13. Will you marry me? If so, are you married already? No--if I can't have Em, I ain't marrying anybody else. I'd rub your feet though, and you might forgive me.
14. What is your relationship with monogamy? I am.
15. What is your relationship with single malt scotch? It's cool, although I can drink it like water, and it only ever gives me like a wee buzz, so that part's a downer.
16. Were you "popular" in high school? Let's leave it at "well-known", or, feared, or--you know, the main reason I never got to go out with the preps in my school was because they were scared that their parents would shoot them? I thought it was because of something that was wrong with me...(look close--that was a fast one)
17. Who is your least favorite [read: most disliked] musical artist/band? Um--the backstreet boys
18. Try again. Why--I got it right the first time?
19. Try again. Fuck! You mean I'm wrong? uh--the Osmonds!
20. Explain why you like Bruce Springsteen, because I just don't get it. I would have to like him, first.
21. Was your first kiss worth the bother? How about your twenty-sixth? Yes. Can't remember for sure which kiss was the twenty-sixth, as I tend to carpet-bomb my kisses, drop entire payloads of them in one session, so...
22. Have you ever had a sexual encounter that makes you cringe with disgust to this very day? (This is a yes or no question - you don't have to elaborate unless you're drunk.)
Um. Not cringe, no. More like get angry with myself in disgust. And that was then, before I thought a little more about it.
23. Have you ever done the Macarena (sp?) in public? Do you regret it deeply? I am sure that had I ever done the--it in public, I would be deeply ashamed.
24. What word do you have difficulty spelling, even though you are obviously a genius? I refuse to play your silly Chinese Foood mind-games!
25. Does your family indulge in correct verb tense? When they can get it, baby.
26. Does it drive you out of your mind when people ask you stupid questions? Only when I am forced to repeat myself.
27. What are you going to do about it? Shave off one eyebrow--I'm not sure whose, yet, though...
28. I am going to issue another 28 questions within the next 28 hours. Does this cause rage or delight? A delighted rage!
