philrancid | Tweets for Today

17:10 @autodidactic *cries*. *throws badgers at warrenellis*. Tantrum badgers hunger for flesh. #
17:11 @michaelfurious I keep forgetting to bother while I'm at home, and can't find the place to set it up while on my phone. #
19:06 Is it wrong to ask your co-workers, "How's yer vag?" I'm never sure. #
19:34 Icon procured. I thought perhaps to get a cream pie pic & label it The Eye of Sauron, but I figured Robot Monkey would be friendlier. #
20:53 @megthelegend At work? Some of these people scare me too bad to perform!!! #
21:24 @megthelegend Spose ya got me there!! #