this just in...
Jun. 25th, 2003 02:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
philrancidLesMozingo is a very confused being. As a "For-instance", he was making the final cup of coffee for the day, and trying to remember to take his Paxil as an addendum, when he very nearly upended the bottle of pink pills into the happy marshmallow cup full of steaming java, thinking in some barely-conscious fashion about the creamer.
Another thought, if you will:
I've heard it said that the longer the penis goes without use, the smaller it gets.
This cannot be true, else there would be some points in my life where I would either have some sort of thin fiber extruding from my posterior, or if you prefer the reduction of space into the negatives, then I would have borne a black hole in my crotch, from some sort of negative density the size of mountain ranges.
That's not to say that I was ever at any point in my life repressed, but I think there were definite moments where I could not only have blinded myself, but whole city blocks, as well. I could have twiddled my thumbs and wound up with cloth woven of palm hairs.
Since I'm so groin-fascinated, it seems only meet that my more outspoken twin-daughter has taken to running up and striking me in the spuds (I'd like to think of it as a freak coincidental meeting of her height and mine, but when the pain settles into the pit of my stomach for a lengthy respite from, well, whatever pain does in the interim that makes it want to settle so lazily into your flesh, then I know it is some sort of fetish for the hellion, and that I must flee her) to vent her frustration at my fascist edicts. It's enough to make me want to give in, but then again I've always had a sort of a maso-streak in me.
Speaking of which, when your tubes are tied, where the hell do the eggs go? Do they just hang out in the ovaries playing "Beach Party Barbie"? That's working on my idiot's assumption that the eggs are no longer able to reach the uterus womb-thingy because of the whole road-destruction thing. Do they work themselves out through your eyes? The new cause of pregnancy in porn stars--a tear-duct pregnancy from the milk-shots that didn't blink away proper.
Where the hell is Delana?
I know this mangled moron's soup is a far cry from acceptable to certain palates, but since I don't have any angst right now, I guess I just have to go with what's here.
Anyone wanna hear a song I wrote?
Another thought, if you will:
I've heard it said that the longer the penis goes without use, the smaller it gets.
This cannot be true, else there would be some points in my life where I would either have some sort of thin fiber extruding from my posterior, or if you prefer the reduction of space into the negatives, then I would have borne a black hole in my crotch, from some sort of negative density the size of mountain ranges.
That's not to say that I was ever at any point in my life repressed, but I think there were definite moments where I could not only have blinded myself, but whole city blocks, as well. I could have twiddled my thumbs and wound up with cloth woven of palm hairs.
Since I'm so groin-fascinated, it seems only meet that my more outspoken twin-daughter has taken to running up and striking me in the spuds (I'd like to think of it as a freak coincidental meeting of her height and mine, but when the pain settles into the pit of my stomach for a lengthy respite from, well, whatever pain does in the interim that makes it want to settle so lazily into your flesh, then I know it is some sort of fetish for the hellion, and that I must flee her) to vent her frustration at my fascist edicts. It's enough to make me want to give in, but then again I've always had a sort of a maso-streak in me.
Speaking of which, when your tubes are tied, where the hell do the eggs go? Do they just hang out in the ovaries playing "Beach Party Barbie"? That's working on my idiot's assumption that the eggs are no longer able to reach the uterus womb-thingy because of the whole road-destruction thing. Do they work themselves out through your eyes? The new cause of pregnancy in porn stars--a tear-duct pregnancy from the milk-shots that didn't blink away proper.
Where the hell is Delana?
I know this mangled moron's soup is a far cry from acceptable to certain palates, but since I don't have any angst right now, I guess I just have to go with what's here.
Anyone wanna hear a song I wrote?
