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I don't like to leave all the eggs sitting out while I'm cooking. It makes them upset, and they get to squabbling, shoving each other; "You're going, not me! I'm last!" This is the sort of behavior that gets eggs broken, in the container.

So I like to just take out the eggs that are Definitely Going To Fry, and set them somewhere near my cooking spot, which can sometimes, as you all know, lead to disastrous rolling and escaping-cooking behavior. They don't escape getting cleaned up off of the floor that way, but, hey, I guess in the end, we all must choose.

I am here to announce that I have finally found a great place to store the Death Row Eggs.

The slots on the toaster.

Of course, it would only work on those eggs that are large enough to not fall in, so if you eat robin's eggs, or have only half an egg int he mornings, you should try something else, or be prepared to spend a lot of time trying to fetch your eggs from the ravenous slots of the wary egg-filled toaster.

Anyway, just wanted top share that with you--now I must go and cuddle my Tiger.

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