philrancid | forty lashes

I have been informed by milady that I am bad--I apparently was supposed to tell you all that we're getting married in the last post. On Sunday--I know it's short notice, but we really didn't invite anyone, haha. We're getting married now so that I can claim kitty and the litter for benefits when I try to sign up the for the Army the day after. Ya'll wish us luck! Seems like we're buckling up for a ride methinks.

if any of this posts seems assholish or flippant or callous--tough!

ahahahahaha!

just kidding. It's because I am tired and i have been ridiculed for my retarded typing.