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philrancid) wrote2003-08-29 09:50 am
philrancid) wrote2003-08-29 09:50 am
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You wouldn't know crazy if Charles Manson was eating Froot Loops on your front porch
I don't want to be deep and meaningful, dammit!
I wantcha to lumme cuz I'm chubby!
Tried recording with the new/had it for months digimultitrackicorder, left the recording quality too high, and got me songie kilt in mid-overdub. BASTARDO!
Even with his Laugh-ro, the young pengy beats out my golden bowl-cut and gap teeth. I have very few school pictures, because as a youth, the fucking camera man always made me guffaw, and it wasn't until mid-high-school that I was able to get rid of the David Carradine RotN hyuckhyuck laughs--so I always got proofs of a scrawny blond kid wif his mouf all gapped open in some goofy laugh. Either that, or once I hit middle school, I would have the bastard making fun of me because I wouldn't smile or even attempt to (dunno bout you guys, but nothing puts me in a smiling-for-the-camera mode faster than having some dick with a combover mocking me becasue I won't smile). And then in HS, I would either miss camera day, or forget it was camera day and go beat some poor soul up and lock them in the janitor closet while the hallways were free of souls (pheh I wish). And then of course, there was the senior photos, in the tux--but by then I had basically given up on HS as having anything to offer me except entertainment in the form of my peers.
For those of you who don't know--wati, for those of you who want to know, that makes it more selective, lol--I got thrown out of my house when I was seventeen. My mom at least was whatever enough to turn over my social security checks to me, so I could eat and shit (a natural by-product of eating, I've been told).
Why do I prefer Windows over any other OS? Uhh, cuz it's the first system I ever really logged much time on, other than (chuckle) BASIC. I used to be pretty good at BASIC. It were fun to make up dumb-ass lil proggies in that one. Plus, I would be verily afraid to get right up to my hips in the back of a fucking iMac. So, with all the other shit going on in my shade, I haven't the time to learn other OS's, proggie languages, and all that. If I ever do get the time though, i'll probably turn Linux fag on ya all, and tell you how you can get your server to make a good pot of coffe and all that--tea is too tough for even the most advanced computers, just ask Arthur.
And uh, with all the animus v. Mr. Gates, it's a lot easier to skipe a pirate copy of the 'doze...
"You know, it's illegal to copy this OS and just give it to you, but I hate Bill gates cuz he's rich n shit, so--"
"I know! Sometimes I make left turns on a red light, just cuz I hate cops n traffic laws! And this one time, I got all mad at Wal-Mart, and cut one of those tags of off a baby mattress...just to fuck widdem."
I wantcha to lumme cuz I'm chubby!
Tried recording with the new/had it for months digimultitrackicorder, left the recording quality too high, and got me songie kilt in mid-overdub. BASTARDO!
Even with his Laugh-ro, the young pengy beats out my golden bowl-cut and gap teeth. I have very few school pictures, because as a youth, the fucking camera man always made me guffaw, and it wasn't until mid-high-school that I was able to get rid of the David Carradine RotN hyuckhyuck laughs--so I always got proofs of a scrawny blond kid wif his mouf all gapped open in some goofy laugh. Either that, or once I hit middle school, I would have the bastard making fun of me because I wouldn't smile or even attempt to (dunno bout you guys, but nothing puts me in a smiling-for-the-camera mode faster than having some dick with a combover mocking me becasue I won't smile). And then in HS, I would either miss camera day, or forget it was camera day and go beat some poor soul up and lock them in the janitor closet while the hallways were free of souls (pheh I wish). And then of course, there was the senior photos, in the tux--but by then I had basically given up on HS as having anything to offer me except entertainment in the form of my peers.
For those of you who don't know--wati, for those of you who want to know, that makes it more selective, lol--I got thrown out of my house when I was seventeen. My mom at least was whatever enough to turn over my social security checks to me, so I could eat and shit (a natural by-product of eating, I've been told).
Why do I prefer Windows over any other OS? Uhh, cuz it's the first system I ever really logged much time on, other than (chuckle) BASIC. I used to be pretty good at BASIC. It were fun to make up dumb-ass lil proggies in that one. Plus, I would be verily afraid to get right up to my hips in the back of a fucking iMac. So, with all the other shit going on in my shade, I haven't the time to learn other OS's, proggie languages, and all that. If I ever do get the time though, i'll probably turn Linux fag on ya all, and tell you how you can get your server to make a good pot of coffe and all that--tea is too tough for even the most advanced computers, just ask Arthur.
And uh, with all the animus v. Mr. Gates, it's a lot easier to skipe a pirate copy of the 'doze...
"You know, it's illegal to copy this OS and just give it to you, but I hate Bill gates cuz he's rich n shit, so--"
"I know! Sometimes I make left turns on a red light, just cuz I hate cops n traffic laws! And this one time, I got all mad at Wal-Mart, and cut one of those tags of off a baby mattress...just to fuck widdem."