The surreality, she is thick.

So I was going to the bank, to deposit some of my loose cash, and my check, and I got up to the ATM, and started rooting through my bookbag, to find my pen and get out my money and all that. As I'm getting ready, I hear some sort of clunking sound inside the ATM, and I stand up, materials ready, only to see that the ATM screen reads:

TEMPORARILY OUT OF SERVICE

(there was more, but in my dismay I didn't read it)

So I said, "Motherfucker!"

And the ATM said, "Gimme a minute and I'll reboot it."