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On conversing with the sick shrijani, we decided, on the flavors of the Quils, that something more modern, more "hip" was needed. And thus, I have now christened the Three Miseries of the Quils:

Red NyQuil: Cherry Nightmare
Green NyQuil: Black Licorice Agony
DayQuil: Orange Nausea

Once, when I was but a miserable monkey heading off to high school, living in a soon-to-be-condemned motel by the side of the highway, I was out of DayQuil, and took some NyQuil and headed off to class anyway.

I spent the day feeling warm, and happy, and as though I swam through a life full of comfortable Jell-O. I even remember moving my arms like I was swimming underwater at one point. Didn't pass out, didn't make a whole lot of sense, but had a nice day regardless of illness, interference, or the fact that everyone wanted to know what the hell was wrong with me.

Does anyone remember Gatorade Gum?

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I think that the main reason that my Friend-of list is so much shorter than my Friends list is that I lately have hardly anything to say, and when I do say something it isn't really all that much to anyone's liking.

Oh well. Can't please people all the time. And a lot of them aren't worth the effort most of the time.

Plus for the longest time I kept this thing Friends Only, which kept my glorious wit out of the public eye--but it was purely for safety reasons. Now there's no reason to be safe, so, fuck it.

So yeah. I'm a jerk and no one loves me, but my fabulous girlfriend and some of my friends and me.

Were we to meet in real life, I could charm the pants off most of you, but I just don't feel like it. Don't anyone take this stuff the wrong way, as it's all super-generalized and doesn't refer to anyone who would actually read this far.

Just kinda thinkin out loud.

And wishing I was an LJ Diva.

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So I updated morb_id, in case there are those you who care but don't know.

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http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/2003-10-21/index.html

So how do YOU feel today?