You figure it out.

Was out doing things, and saw a woman wearing a shirt that said, "Stop Reading My Shi--"

I'm not sure what the rest of the shirt said, as I came to a shrewd assumption, and stopped reading the shirt.

Wouldn't want to offend. That's me all over.

I tend to try and be considerate, and not set fire to buildings that other people are in, or smash up rooms that others are trying to use. I speak softly, most of the time, so that air around others isn't quite so loud. Or, too soon after waking, so smelly.

The problem with t-shirt slogans is breasts.

The problem with v-necks and low-cut tops is breasts.

There are a lot of display cases and stands in life, and many of them have little signs thanking you for not touching the displays.

The number of breasts this has saved from fondling is astronomical--those little signs really stay in the back-brain and pattern your behaviors, yes?

In the end we are all Dustin Hoffman's character from Confidence, when he meets Rachel Weisz.

I like being taller than most of you, because it means that I get to hide the cookies, and if I were to smash all the chairs, none of you could have any.

There aren't enough books to stand on.