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hawkida, who wrote...
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hawkida, who wrote...Instructions: You fill this out in the comments, then post a blank one in your LJ. If you don't you're clearly a force of repression trying to stop humanity from being brought closer together. If you've already completed it on somebody else's journal, a link to the answers would be neat.
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Aug. 5th, 2003 11:39 amHappy Bits...starring America's favorite axe-murdering three-year-old!!
Goddam Nosy Neighbors...
Aug. 5th, 2003 04:19 pmSo there I was, just had got the last of the kids down the well, and was about to slap the cap on it, when over rushes the fucking neighbor's wife, her hands all flapping around, going, "You can't do that! You can't!" So I said to her, "Why the fuck not?" To which she replied, "Didn't you see that movie?"
Dumb bitch. Like I watch movies...
So I told her no, and would she get on with the damn point, and she tells me she'll have to show me, instead. I go over to her place, curious to figure out just what sort of horseshit she's been smoking. She pops out this movie, and there's this horrible little girl ghost giving people all sorts of horrors and vapors, and in the end she comes out of a TV, and she can make people look like my first wife just by getting near 'em. The neighbor's wife was jumping and jerking like some maniac was at her stick, and in the end, she looks at me and says, all serious, "You see now why you can't drop your kids down the well to die?" To which I responded:
"There is no way in hell that that could happen here." And she goes, "But--," I cut her off.
"You stupid shit, you know damn well I ain't got no horses!"
...copied from the "Shards of Chaos" Testimonials Message Board
Dumb bitch. Like I watch movies...
So I told her no, and would she get on with the damn point, and she tells me she'll have to show me, instead. I go over to her place, curious to figure out just what sort of horseshit she's been smoking. She pops out this movie, and there's this horrible little girl ghost giving people all sorts of horrors and vapors, and in the end she comes out of a TV, and she can make people look like my first wife just by getting near 'em. The neighbor's wife was jumping and jerking like some maniac was at her stick, and in the end, she looks at me and says, all serious, "You see now why you can't drop your kids down the well to die?" To which I responded:
"There is no way in hell that that could happen here." And she goes, "But--," I cut her off.
"You stupid shit, you know damn well I ain't got no horses!"
...copied from the "Shards of Chaos" Testimonials Message Board