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philrancid is a Giant Squid that Fears Nothing, is Extremely Hydrophobic, and controls the Weather. Strength: 7 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 7 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat philrancid, enter your name and choose an attack: fights philrancid using Strength Agility Intelligence

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Nobody loves me
I get no replies
people take pliers
and tear out my eyes
And when I feel lonely
well it's no surprise
that rabid fat weasels
eat off my thighs

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oooohhhhhhhhh--potato potato potato,
potato potato potato
potato potato potato
when you're plural Dan Quayle can't spell you
(to the tune of the Mexican hat dance music thing)