a bit of the mundanity-insanity

As all of you know--because you're about to read this next part--I've just recently returned from a vacation in Key West. Vacation from what, you say? The vacation wasn't for me--I just got to ride along. But before I get into all that, I would like to discuss the neat things my brain does for me--like read things wrong when I'm preoccupied. There's nothing quite like having to stop and look again, in confusion, after having read that your "Fabric Softener Liquid Refill" is actually the Fabric Softener From Hell.

My favorite is still the time when I was shopping at the giant hardware store and mistook a guy's rainslicker for a Yellow Vinyl SLUT--I was like, what aisle are those on?