philrancid | (no subject)

Mer-Man explained to us how Ape-Girl had been in prison for attempted murder and public lewdness, and how they had met and fallen in love. Mermista and I smiled, nodded when appropriate and then said "How sweet" at the end of the story. After all, Queen Kong was paying. Ape-Girl didn't have much to say for herself. She flew into a rage when given the menu, which caused her to leap onto the table, snatch our plates, and fling them at other customers. We sat there, still smiling, and Mer-Man advised us not to make eye contact with her.

Dude!!!

heman is fucking COMEDY GOLD.

And like everything else that totally rocks--I wind up having to catch it on video.