Expat of Sadgewich

I have been informed by milady that I am bad--I apparently was supposed to tell you all that we're getting married in the last post. On Sunday--I know it's short notice, but we really didn't invite anyone, haha. We're getting married now so that I can claim kitty and the litter for benefits when I try to sign up the for the Army the day after. Ya'll wish us luck! Seems like we're buckling up for a ride methinks.

if any of this posts seems assholish or flippant or callous--tough!


ahahahahaha!

just kidding. It's because I am tired and i have been ridiculed for my retarded typing.

I'm playing around with this silly vampire game, online, where basically all you do is run around and drain blood, gather coinage, and that's about it. i can't manage to get enough action points rolled up to have too much fun with it, as the server load has been protected by chopping up the action you can get into...sigh.

I just can't stop doing it, and it is making me ache to roleplay or something

No, no--you silly sex-fiends--I'm talking about tabletop RPGs like D&D, where the d20 is utilized in a more mundane fashion, lol...

chrishaas is back.

I love the Most Annoying Web Page--love it.

Part of my fun trio of dreams last night involved the gorgeous Anna, a mixed-asian-blooded beauty who I have never seen before in real life, yet was supposed to have had a crush on in high school, where there were not only hardly any Asian people attending, but none that I really knew and/or liked. I started necking with her a bit, and was desperate to do the old in-out, when suddenly she takes me over to some people, who break oout pamphlets of sexual acts and start breaking down the "rules" to sex with this magnificent young lady (who, like all Beautiful Dream People, Had to be good-looking cuz she was so hard to see), including the fact that the place we were in, some kind of beach house, was constantly subjected to visitation by some form of party inspectors, not to mention the fact that there wasn';t anywhere private to creep off to.

I have come to the conclusion that for me, in this life that I live in, all sex is a hassle.

It's a rainy Saturday morning here in funland. Have to get the kids together for an outing, going with uncle to see Finding Nemo. Am trying desperately to find something on Kazaa that will save me having to alter the database files of my Etools by hand--lotta work, that, and for little gain, some of it.