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from [ profile] michaelnolan

Write an open and honest post about how you relate emotionally to your own body. How do you feel about your body? What do you like? Dislike? What would you change if you could? Diets you've tried? Did they work?

I feel variously about my body, as I feel variously about most anything. I hate it, it feels like the gangly puppet a mile away on slack strings that hardly ever does what I want it to, I love it, everyone loves it, it needs to have some weight taken from it, it needs muscle instead of fat.

I so far have only tried one diet with success, and that one was: two months in jail, with a side-helping of daily stress.

Knocked off 40 pounds!
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"This is a journal virus, copy me to your journal"

Okay, see that quote? If you spread it then it is a virus. Copy the quoted message to your journal and lets see where she goes.


Sep. 19th, 2003 12:39 pm
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stolen from shadesong's past )
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clubbed [ profile] maddymoo over the head and ran off with her meme

My room is... somewhere, lurking right behind me

My job is... to avoid strangling people long enough to pave the way to world peace

My pet is... [ profile] emeraldkitty, seven goldfish, a hamster, and a rat

My partner is... a sooon to be nurse, and the greatest woman onthe face of the planet

My mother is... one step from certifiable

My father was... a sailor--ask me about the Oprah story one day

My education is............... is it really?

My car is... 95 Saturn

My house is... waiting for me to come along sometime inthe future and own it

My friend is............... i have friends?

My music is... God's Balls put on the rack and forced to hum

My passion is... music, art, being free to act out

My team is... waiting for me to decide whether or not i like sports

My country is... apparently hated by the entire damn universe

My life is... a picture on a milk carton
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PPast Lives--Black Sabbath
House of God--King Diamond
It's the Plague that Makes your Booty Move, It's the Infectious Grooves--(duh, whoda ya think?)
Lights, Camera.....Revolution--Suicidal Tendencies
Rust in Peace--Megadeth
Astro-Creep 2000: Sex, Death, and other Delusions of the Electric Head--White Zombie
N. I. B. I and especially II--Various Artists
Crucify EP--Tori Amos
Independent Worm Saloon--Butthole Surfers
Dog-Faced Babies--LMO

and, to further my eternal games of one-upmanship:

Paint It Black--Rolling Stones
Hurt--Nine Inch Nails
I'm Dying--VAST
Love, Hate, Love--Alice In Chains
Aase's Death--Grieg
Nazi Punks Fuck Off--Dead Kennedys
Children of the Grave--Black Sabbath
Institutionalized--Suicidal Tendencies
Death Valley Nights--Blue Oyster Cult
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Oh yeah.

I like this site. there are many funny pics n stuff--but might not be work safe.
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hacked for your avoidance convenience )
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1. The fam. Love 'em to death!
2. Tiger. My KiKat is the greatest person in the universe! For all of you out there that are thinking that she has usurped your position, don't worry--someday someone will come along and say the same thing about you...
3. Black Sabbath--they ruined my life, lol--but thanks, I still have one to live!
4. People that respond to my comments, and posts--I don't have but one friend IRL, thanks to life in the big city and all it's hustle and bustle--there just isn't time for everyone to connect, to make the extra effort for someone new, unless they want to jump yer bones real bad...
5. My guitars--I may never play for a living, but I certainly live to play...
6. the fact that I haven't totally screwed myself out of all the options left...
7. uh-oh..kinda runnin' short, here.... the fact that things are looking up, lately, for reasons i hoep I will soon be able to disclose...
8. That everyone I know is doing mostly okay
9. that I seem to be discovering the ways out of the mess I've made of myself
10. That I got to see Sabbath before I died---ohhhhhhh, fanboyfanboy!
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Dude--I got played by summody wit breastesses!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
philrancid in the lake (WB, 4:30): philrancid (Shannon Elizabeth) borrows low_delta (Lon Chaney)'s car to drive to the beach. Soon afterwards, devilfish (Chevy Chase) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes piperdawn (Joan Collins) jealous. The next day, chrishaas (Kim Cattrall) makes fun of dreamkiller (Lena Horne) for enjoying quantum mechanics. Then, ounceofreason (Vincent Price) takes tropism (Bridgette Wilson)'s co-worker on a date and ends up necking. Nearby, m_an_on (Charlize Theron) and shayara (John Turturro) sneak a spoon into a computer store. Craziness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Youre famous for:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Acting </td><td bgcolor="#000000">You get famous:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">November 13, 2049</td><td bgcolor="#000000">You make $$ per/year:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$60,852,989,269,699</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Do people like you?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Everyone loves you </td><td bgcolor="#000000">Dead/Alive:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">No one knows </td>
F A M E by spazyspag
Created with quill18's MemeGen!
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any rich person who never left me their fortune
Circle I Limbo

militant feminists who make the guys do the lifting
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

crooked agents of The Man
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

whoever signed Kip Winger
Circle IV Rolling Weights

anyone who wouldn't hire me
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

people who think that fucking with other people's emotions is cool
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

people who fuck up other people's self esteem
Circle VII Burning Sands

Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

everybody who isn't with me
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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and so here's mine, stolen from she from she and from he--why shouldn't we cross-reference our haves and haven'ts, for a more common info base?

25 Things I've Done )
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Boss of Death, Phillip Monkeyballs Rancid

In the unlikely event of a water landing, this title is designed to be used as a flotation device.

Mufti of The Black Army of Beer For Breakfast, Phillip Rancid
Sub Czar Junior Grade of Death, Phillip Monkeyballs Rancid
Mage of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Eugenics, Phillip Monkeyballs Rancid

Here's the plan: First we show up. Then we see what happens.
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Am feeling some sort of perhaps inordinate amount of pride at how many brains I have eaten thus far--perhaps i am more alluring than I thought.
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Shake the Bottle, Wake the Il Bastardo.

Don't be an Amber Fuckpuppet.

Pure Hellsatan.

Designed for Assbastard, Engineered to Last.

The Smut Sign Means Happy Motoring.

the advertising generator
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so who wants to be one of my fledgling vampires?
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mucho cooly site!

Check it out if you get the time, guys....
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#000000"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">You will die in</td><td bgcolor="#000000">the kiddie pool </td><td bgcolor="#000000">if you don't</td><td bgcolor="#000000">whistle Dixie </td><td bgcolor="#000000">or </td><td bgcolor="#000000">drink more whiskey </td><td bgcolor="#000000">or</td><td bgcolor="#000000">dodge the draft </td><td bgcolor="#000000">if you encounter</td><td bgcolor="#000000">hot coffee </td>
How long do you have left? by philrancid
Created with quill18's MemeGen!
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<td bgcolor="#000000">LJ Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">hair color</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">still have both your eyes?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your soul-eater is</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">LMO (she screamed for hours) </td>
Who will Eat your Soul? by philrancid
Created with quill18's MemeGen!
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<td bgcolor="#000000">Your LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your real name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your sex</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Your last words will be...</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">"FUCK YOU!" </td>
What will your last words be? by cum_on_bitch
Created with quill18's MemeGen!
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1. What's the last place you traveled to, outside your own home state/country?

back to NC in 01 for a family visit, which turned into burying my grandfather...

2. What's the most bizarre/unusual thing that's ever happened to you while traveling?

I dunno, I guess getting searching by the SC SBI for drugs or weapons on the bus back home from above trip

3. If you could take off to anywhere, money and time being no object, where would you go?


4. Do you prefer traveling by plane, train or car?

As long as it doesn't involve a lot of sitting still, I'll try a bite of any of them

5. What's the next place on your list to visit?

Pheh. Like I have the money to make lists of places to visit...
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Gacked from [ profile] hawkida, who wrote...

Instructions: You fill this out in the comments, then post a blank one in your LJ. If you don't you're clearly a force of repression trying to stop humanity from being brought closer together. If you've already completed it on somebody else's journal, a link to the answers would be neat.

Reason for LJ username:
AIM/MSN/IRC/other chat screename:
Reason for AIM/MSN/IRC/ other chat screename:
Why do you enjoy reading my LJ:
Interesting fact about you:
Weird fact about you:
Name a website worth visiting:
Will you post this in your LJ:
If you see me out in the streets would you say hi:

My answers are in [ profile] sneerpout's journal, here..
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Mozingo is the #11181 most common last name.
0.001% of last names in the US are Mozingo.
Around 2500 US last names are Mozingo!

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is a Giant Squid that Fears Nothing, is Extremely Hydrophobic, and controls the Weather.

Strength: 7 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 7

To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat philrancid, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights philrancid using
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Your soul came from the Bowels of HELL! You're a
demon preying on the mortals of Earth. BACK TO

Where Did Your Soul Originate?
brought to you by Quizilla
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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You are a claymore! Large sharp, double-edged,
your very name means great. If you have one
weakness it is that you're heavy and

What kind of sword are you?
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You are OROBAS, high prince of the somber empire.
One sees him in the form of a beautiful horse.
When he appears in the form of a man, he speaks
of the divine essence. Consulted, he gives
responses on the past, the present, and the
future. He discovers falsehoods, grants favors
and help, reconciles enemies, and has twenty
legions under his orders.

Which Infernal Being Are You?
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City of the Living Dead
Return of the Living Dead part II
Friday the 13th part 4
Cannibal Holocaust
Zombie Flesh Eaters
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Magic Number10--???
JobMost Hated Person - Ever...feels like it might be sometimes...
PersonalityFocussed And Driven--umm, driven, but definitely not focussed
TemperamentBest Not To Ask--usually
Likely To WinAnother Gold Star--that's usually all the rewards I make off with, recognition fuzzies and the like
Me - In A WordGenius--of what, the stupid?
Brought to you by MemeJack

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